April 28, 2013

"To maintain privacy, one must not write any checks nor make any phone calls. It would be unwise to engage in conversation with any other person, or to walk, even on private property, outside one’s house. If one is to barbecue or read in the backyard, do so only if surrounded by a fencer higher than a double-decker bus and while sitting beneath an opaque awning. The wise individual might also consider purchasing anti-aerial spying devices if available. Upon retiring inside, be sure to pull the shades together tightly so that no crack exists and to converse only in quiet tones. When discarding letters or other delicate materials, do so only after a thorough shredding of the documents. Ideally, one would take the trash personally to the disposal site and bury it deep within. Finally, when buying items, carefully inspect them for any electronic tracking devices that may be attached."

April 26, 2013


December 24, 2012

October 11, 2012

The Weeknd is here.

September 9, 2012

September 6, 2012

July 25, 2012

July 19, 2012

I can’t take it.

July 13, 2012

Kiss from a Rose.

June 28, 2012

ACA is upheld. I have waited for this day for so long.

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